You've probably noticed that My days on cam are rather sporadic at the moment, and it's circumstances beyond My control.
Since My upstairs neighbour has moved out; his flat is having to be refurbished rather extensively - to bring it to a standard where it can be let again - yes; this is what happens when you fail to maintain properties to a good standard. You have to spend lots of money all at once. That's landlords for you!
This means there's lots of heavy machinery making a horrendous noise 5 days a week. Lovely!
And on top of that; there's work going on on the outside of the property too! With the entire house being surrounded by scaffolding. Those using the scaffolding are not only foghorns when it comes to holding a conversation with each other - they're also bloody nosey. No way are they having an ear wig at what I'm doing to My subs.
And today and tomorrow; the external woodwork of My flat is being painted. I found this out today. No 24 hours notice as I'm supposed to have. Nope. I go outside and they're painting the window frames and doors with "can you keep your door open?" being grunted at Me.
So not only do I have to sit and listen to drilling, hammering, foul-mouthed builders and some god awful singing (yes really!), I now have to sit in the freezing cold because all the doors have to be open.
Not good conditions for camming. You boys won't thank Me - especially when you hear the sound of them singing - strangled cats sound better.
For those who were hoping to session with Me this week, I can only apologise. I'm as frustrated as you are and I'd give My right arm for them all to bugger off and let Me get back to normal.
But rest assured; as soon as they've all pissed off, I'll be back to normal camming hours - and the stench of paint. Fab!
Have you missed seeing My cloven hooves on cam? I know a few of you have . In fact, a few of you have been rather inconsolable since I was forced so suspend foot worship sessions.
Well, boys! I have very good news for you! Foot Worship sessions are BACK!
From Thursday 25 October; you will be able to book a session to worship My epic claws. You will see them from a sub point of view - which means your eyes will be at the lowest part of My body, seeing My delicious feet in all their Superior glory.
You'll be able to drool over the sight of My pretty toes, red painted toenails and the sexy toe rings I have on each foot.
My wrinkled arches and soft heels will be available for you to stare longingly at, while I guide you in exactly how I want you to worship them.
Prefer to worship heels and boots? That will be available too - thigh boots, platform boots, boots with a pointed toe, peep toe heels - all available for your fetish delights.
Stockings, tights and even socks - clean or dirty - available for you to imagine sniffing and licking. Maybe even wellington boots if I feel you are worthy of such a treat!
So get ready to work hard at worshipping My trotters - you'll be expected to be thorough in your reverence. My feet are truly beautiful, and deserve the utmost respect and devotion!