Do you have a dick the size of a peanut? Are you packing less meat than a vegan restaurant?
You're such a fucking loser, with that ridiculous little maggot dangling pathetically between your legs. I bet all the girls laugh at you when they're unfortunate enough to see you undressed!
Oh they haven't? Well they soon will!
I'm going to enjoy every delicious minute of making you squirm in shame. You know you're not a real man, so you deserve to be humiliated for My pleasure. That's why I'm going to expose your little pee pee to world. Let's face it; that little guy is nothing to be proud of. You probably stuff socks down your trousers to make it look as though you actually have a penis.
Well not any more. Your secret is out and the world is about to see how you have an acorn glued to the bottom of your torso. You're going to PAY Me to expose your little dick to the world. That's right - PAY ME for the privilege of allowing the world to see that you have a button mushroom between your thighs.
Perhaps you'll be so humiliated that your little nub will shrink even further? That would be so funny to see! It might even disappear inside you - meaning you don't actually have dick! Ha ha ha!
So; if you're ready to squirm in embarrassment for your "shortcomings"; click the link below and make your tribute. Tribute Me to My satisfaction and I'll invite you to send a picture of your ridiculous little worm; ready for Me to share on social media. Tribute Me VERY generously and I'll even mention who the worm is attached to.
So, are you read to die of shame and humiliation? Then it's time to amuse Me with your little clit-dick!
NEW LAPTOP FUND!
The time has come for Mistress to invest in a new laptop, in order to continue offering you boys the content you enjoy and the cam sessions you are addicted to.
And with this up-coming investment, comes the opportunity for you to get involved!
Now as I've previously discussed; I'm NOT a bratty Findom and I'm certainly not going to make demands of you. You will only give if you desire to. But what I am going to do is invite you to contribute to this important fund so that you can enjoy being a part of My happiness. It's a win-win situation - you put a smile on My face and you can continue to enjoy the wonderful and erotic clips, mp3 files, cam sessions I will be offering as a result of your generosity.
Those who are interested in contributing are invited to do so via amazon.co.uk gift voucher at the link below:
Amazon Gift Cards
You should send gift cards to My email address:
Once I've purchased & received My new laptop; I will be posting an extra special clip to publicly thank every boy who has been generous - and if you've contributed; you will be mentioned in the clip.
This is a wonderful opportunity to enrich My life and make your Mistress happy, the fruits of which I am sure you will enjoy!
Why your first impression is your one chance.
When you contact Mistress for the first time; it's important to be very conscious of the impression you want to create. Create a good first impression and you're likely to get a response. Create a bad first impression and it's likely that your email won't be read it it's entirety.
Those who have desire to serve Me should see My services as an exclusive online club. I pick and choose who I feel has what it takes to serve Me and believe Me; I have VERY high standards. I expect you to meet those standards from day one. If you don't; you can be sure that your chances of serving are non-existent.
Here are My Dos & Donts on how to ensure you convey the right impression in your initial application:
DO ensure your email is polite and courteous. This means using the correct salutation. I never respond to emails which do not start with "Dear Mistress."
DON'T assume things about Mistress. You run the risk of asking for things Mistress doesn't offer. This shows Me you haven't made the effort to do your homework.
DO introduce yourself to Mistress in a well-written and succinct manner. While I don't want to read an application which is the length of War and Peace; neither do I want to read an application of only one sentence.
DON'T expect a chance to serve in return for gifts or tributes. Gifts are given freely, without expecting anything in return.
DO include details are your kink interests and fetishes. I want to ensure we have mutual tastes before I consider you.
DON'T be vague when it comes to your kink interests and fetishes. Mistress is not a mind-reader.
DO indicate how you wish to serve, i.e. webcam, phone or email. Again, Mistress is not a mind-reader.
DON'T make demands. Emails containing the words "I want" are ALWAYS ignored.
DO explain how you feel you can be useful in entertaining & amusing Mistress. Remember; your servitude is not about your needs. It's about the desires of Mistress.
DON'T expect to explore ass worship from the off. You are expected to prove yourself to be worthy before I consider you for that. The same applies to consensual blackmail.
DO tell Mistress about your hard limits. And be honest about this! I want you to enjoy yourself. I don't want you find our sessions to be a bad experience.
DON'T assume anything about Mistress' hard limits. If in doubt, ask. Never guess!
DO be respectful in your email. Applying to serve Me is a lot like applying for a job. A casual over-familiar application is not going to create a good first impression.
DON'T be obsequious. I can instantly tell when you're attempting to butter Me up. I also find begging for attention a definite turn off. Those tactics will never wash with Me.
DO retweet and promote Mistress if you follow Me on social media. This shows you are devoted and eager to please.
DON'T assume you will be owned or under consideration from the first session. This takes time. It takes servitude, devotion, obedience & loyalty and is not always guaranteed.
DO tell Mistress about any previous experience you have had. It helps to know how seasoned you are in the world of fetish & BDSM.
DON'T send pictures unless Mistress specifically asks for them. NEVER EVER send dick pics. That is the fastest route to being blocked.
DO be patient. If Mistress is interested; I will contact you. If you do not hear from Me within in a week, you should assume you have failed to interest Me. Neither will I accept a second application from you. If you have failed to interest Me; then your journey has ended and it's time to move on.
DON'T apply to serve if you are owned or under consideration by another Domme. I'm nobody's second choice - especially not yours.
DO volunteer information about any BDSM equipment you own. This helps to map out a possible session.
DON'T negotiate on My rates. I'm not a market stall. NEVER attempt to get a "free taster". I'm not a car you can take for a test drive.
DO include your date of birth. Remember; you MUST be aged 21 or over to serve Me.
DON'T badger Mistress with repeated emails if you haven't received a response within minutes of sending the first one. It will only suggest that you are needy. I have no use for needy boys.
DO ensure you have a basic knowledge of BDSM BEFORE you apply. You cannot go into the scene blindly. It will almost always end badly for you.
DON'T assume you will receive relief every time. It is My choice as to when and indeed IF you are deserving of it.
DO proof-read your initial email before you send it. Spelling and grammar mistakes tell Me that you are lazy and lack attention to detail.
DON'T make declarations of love. It's creepy and it's a definite turn off.
DO make Mistress aware of any health issues you have. Safe, sane & consensual play is paramount.
FOOT WORSHIP SESSIONS SUSPENDED.
Unfortunately; due to ongoing problems with My spine, I am unable to offer foot worship sessions at this current time. I hope that they will be available again in the near future, but for the sake of My spinal health, I have no choice but to put them on a temporary hiatus.
I am currently undergoing treatment for this issue, but progress is slow and treatments are rather conservative at the moment. It is possible that I may need surgery if current treatment methods do not cure the problem.
Rest assured; as soon as I'm able to do foot worship sessions again, I will let all you foot-lovers know.
In the meantime; apologies for any inconvenience caused.
Not sure if Mistress offers exploration of your particular fetish? Here's a list of things I am more than happy to explore!
Foot Fetish/Foot Worship
Looning/Balloons (with 24 hour's notice)
Small Penis Humiliation
Tease & Denial
Ruined Orgasm/Orgasm Torture
Strap On Training/Worship
Welly Fetish (with 24 hour's notice)
Latex (with 24 hour's notice)
Total Power Exchange
Water-sports For Him (you indulge for My amusement)
Sticky Tape Fetish
Trainer/sneaker Fetish (with 24 hour's notice)
Sploshing Fetish For Him (you indulge for My amusement)
Water Fetish for Him (you indulge for My amusement)
Covered Ass Worship
Smoking Fetish (you indulge for My amusement)
This list is not exhaustive and you may well have a fetish I haven't encountered before. If so; you can discuss with with an open-minded Mistress without judgement.
Every wanted to discuss your fetish? Want to know more about it? Want to know how to take it further? Perhaps you fetish is impacting on your vanilla life?
I'm happy to chat and help point you in the right direct.
Feel free to get in touch to book an online sessions, at the link below:
HOUSEHOLD KINK EQUIPMENT
Not everyone has the luxury of being able to stockpile loads of BDSM & kink equipment. Perhaps financial constraints permit this. Or maybe vanilla lifestyles make it impossible. But that doesn't have to prevent you from enjoying spending some online time with Mistress. That's why I have come up with a list of household kink toys, you can always use during our sessions:
Wasabi Paste (not for the feint of heart)
Fresh Ginger (not for the feint of heart - bring chopped cucumber)
Fresh chillies (not for the feint of heart - bring chopped cucumber)
Toothbrush & toothpaste
Ball of String
Toilet Roll Tube
Rolled Up Socks
Why I don't offer cigarette smoking clips & shows.
Smoking fetish is something I'm asked for on a regular basis and unfortunately; it is something I am unable to offer, with very good reason.
I was previously a smoker and in fact smoked 20 a day for approx 13 years. I regularly had the lectures from non-smokers and like many of those who like to enjoy tobacco; I was always of the school of thought that nothing bad will ever come of it.
All smokers see the the warnings on the packets, notices in the doctor's surgery, the adverts on the TV and we all have the "oh it'll never happen to me" thought. And I continued smoking away, despite these warnings...until My Grandfather was diagnosed with lung-cancer.
My Grandfather had smoked 60 a day from the age of 13. He smoked heavily back in the days when you could buy Woodbine cigarettes. He enjoyed a cigar at Christmas and when he had far too much to drink. He smoked cheap cigarettes that would rip your throat out from the first inhale. He too had the "oh it will never happen to me" mentality - until one day he saw the doctor about a niggling cough - and came out with a diagnosis of terminal lung cancer.
My Grandfather was not exactly what you could call "slim". He would happily polish off a family sized pork pie with lashings of bread and dripping, and think nothing of it. Even when he succumbed to gall stones; he still continued to over-eat (despite during each health scare, promising to throw the chip pan down the back garden.) He had also been diagnosed with carotid artery disease, and still continued to feed the "inner man" as he put it and smoke like a chimney.
In the space of just 4 months, I watched My Grandfather go from a being an overweight 19 stone; to wasting away to a skeleton. I watched him fight to breathe, vomit blood when the cancer spread to his oesophagus and cry in pain when it finally spread to his bones. He had started with two tumours; one the size of a fist in his left lung. The other the size of a golf ball in his right lung.
When the pain could no longer be managed at home; he was moved to a hospice. A proud man; he chose to walk down his garden path one last time, to the awaiting ambulance. He died 4 days later; just a month shy of what would have been his 85th birthday. He was the third person in My family to die of cancer. My great Uncle; My Grandfather's brother (also a smoker), had succumbed to pancreatic cancer many years before. The time between diagnosis and death was just two weeks.
My half-cousin had succumbed to breast cancer previously. The following year; My Aunt succumbed to breast and bone cancer after a short battle. Cancer is obviously prevalent in My family.
So with the death of My Grandfather; I gave up smoking, and switched to vaping. In September 2018; it will be 5 years since I last had a cigarette. While I do occasionally get the odd craving; the memory of My dying Grandfather quickly squashes those cravings until they're gone.
It is for this reason I do not and will not ever offer smoking fetish shows or clips. While there is no conclusive evidence of what actually can trigger cancer; the fact that 5 people in My family have all died of it, is pretty conclusive evidence to not invite the disease in by smoking.
So Smoking Fetish is a hard limit. I'm happy to provide vaping fetish content and sessions; because it has far less risks. But I will not severely risk My health so that you can get off. It's not happening.
For those who do smoke; I hate to be the typical cliched non-smoker, but learn from this. I thought it would never happen to Me. The only reason it hasn't is because it got a bit too close to home for My liking. Never say never.
THE 10 RULES OF SERVITUDE.
Now that you have found Me; you are already growing weak with the desire to serve Me. I am on your mind constantly; and you know that deep down; there is no escape. The only option available to you is to serve. But before you do; you need to understand and accept My rules:
These are My rules and the rules you will agree to live by if you wish to serve as My submissive. It is your job to ensure you know these rules inside and out. It is your job to memorise them until they are stored in your tiny little brain and until they become second nature.
Practise the rules until they are going through your pea brain over and over again. Then we shall see if you are worthy of serving Me. I have very high expectations and I will only accept the best.
If you think you have what it takes to serve Me; then you will come to Me on your knees and demonstrate that you have fully understand My rules, if you are to have any chance of earning My consideration..
NOW ACCEPTING GOOGLE PAY!
Good news boys! Mistress is now accepting Google Pay for tributes and fees! Fast, free and easy to use; all you need is a google pay account (formerly google wallet) and My email address to make a payment!
You can pay in pounds sterling, dollars or euros, without the fuss of using various different sites to purchase gift vouchers.
All the usual tribute methods are still available (Amazon UK GC, Delivery Code GC and NiteFlirt), but this method makes things easier for those who are unable to use these methods. What's more; Google Pay is also available as an android or Iphone app.
Isn't Mistress kind to you? Perhaps it's time to demonstrate your gratitude?
All Google Pay tributes/fees should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org. When it comes to getting to your knees and submitting to My will; you've now run out of excuses.....
I'm all about making your jerk off sessions that bit more interesting. That's why I have many little games to play with you, one of them being Wank Bingo.
Wank Bingo is the ULTIMATE game of tease and denial, and is particularly fun with those boys who haven't emptied their balls for a while. Oh, how I love to see them squirm in frustration as they hope and pray they will get a "full house"!
The game is pretty straightforward. Ten bingo calls; each number determining how many strokes you may have before I make you stop and take your hand away from your worm. The tenth and final call is the amount of strokes you are permitted to stroke yourself to orgasm. If you manage it; that's a full house. If you don't; well you go away thoroughly aroused and frustrated.
Of course you'll probably want to play again straightaway. But that would be too easy. I will make you wait a full hour before you have another go..and if that hour coincides with Me logging off cam for the day - well that's even longer! Can you really stay on the edge of orgasm for so long? Well it's not like you have any say in the matter.
Wank Bingo can only be played via a webcam session and there is no point in stroking before the session starts - you'll only get to cum on the tenth call; assuming you have all the strokes you need.
Think you're brave enough to play? Then book your sessions via the link below!