I have exciting news, worms! From today, You can all Me directly using My new Direct Call feature, whenever I am available.
This is a pre-paid service, which means it puts you in charge of your spend. You simply click the link to sign up to pre-paid service, top up your account with the amount you wish to spend and call! It's that easy!
Calls cost just £1 per minute and are billed very discreetly.
In addition; I now offer a prepaid payment/tribute service. This service can be used to pay for sessions, make a tribute or even pay for personal items I sell on occasion. Simply top up your account and make your payment/or tribute and that's it! If you are using this service to pay for a session, then make sure you advise Me of this in your payment message.
Do you have a dick the size of a peanut? Are you packing less meat than a vegan restaurant?
You're such a fucking loser, with that ridiculous little maggot dangling pathetically between your legs. I bet all the girls laugh at you when they're unfortunate enough to see you undressed!
Oh they haven't? Well they soon will!
I'm going to enjoy every delicious minute of making you squirm in shame. You know you're not a real man, so you deserve to be humiliated for My pleasure. That's why I'm going to expose your little pee pee to world. Let's face it; that little guy is nothing to be proud of. You probably stuff socks down your trousers to make it look as though you actually have a penis.
Well not any more. Your secret is out and the world is about to see how you have an acorn glued to the bottom of your torso. You're going to PAY Me to expose your little dick to the world. That's right - PAY ME for the privilege of allowing the world to see that you have a button mushroom between your thighs.
Perhaps you'll be so humiliated that your little nub will shrink even further? That would be so funny to see! It might even disappear inside you - meaning you don't actually have dick! Ha ha ha!
So; if you're ready to squirm in embarrassment for your "shortcomings"; click the link below and make your tribute. Tribute Me to My satisfaction and I'll invite you to send a picture of your ridiculous little worm; ready for Me to share on social media. Tribute Me VERY generously and I'll even mention who the worm is attached to.
So, are you read to die of shame and humiliation? Then it's time to amuse Me with your little clit-dick!